Because we're bored to death with the off season so far, here comes our Top 10 List.

Top 10 Things Heard In The Indians Clubhouse During The Off Season

10. Someone shave ZZBlake before he steps on that thing and hurts sumthin.

9. Pinstripes will make you look fat, CC.

8. If you don't hit better this year, Pronk, we'll use the other half of those words for your nickname. (Jeekey!)       Project-Donkey

7. I got their platoon right here.

6. Let's hope they rename Souvenir City while their at it.

5. Did you compare your payrate with that of 3 other players?

4. Heeeey.....what's that midge doing in my soup ?

3. No,no,no.....CarHartt didn't make our new baseball uniforms.

2. No, I don't want no damn pie for dessert!

1. Sign him???  Naaaa...    He's too good. Just make him an offer.

See what happens when fans get bored.